We're all slaves of life.
killmecauseimdying:

realmonstrosities:

A Potoo using the appearance of its face as a threat.

Sometimes I do that too

killmecauseimdying:

realmonstrosities:

A Potoo using the appearance of its face as a threat.

Sometimes I do that too

realmonstrosities:

A Potoo using the appearance of its face as a threat.

Sometimes I do that too

realmonstrosities:

A Potoo using the appearance of its face as a threat.

Sometimes I do that too

guy:

why can’t my parents be as comforting as patrick

guy:

why can’t my parents be as comforting as patrick

oknope:

omfg this is cool 

wildpens:

This baby knows. [x]

disneybakerdcp:

A) I LOVE SCHNAUZERS
B) THIS IS ONE OF THE GREATEST THINGS I’VE EVER SEEN

disneybakerdcp:

A) I LOVE SCHNAUZERS

B) THIS IS ONE OF THE GREATEST THINGS I’VE EVER SEEN

beelzeburg:

This is… not any less creepy in daylight

donovanluver1965:

*blows kiss up to the sky (for the aliens)*

rninor:

weepingdildo:

landorus:

lets have phone sex over walkie talkies

"I’ll make you moan, over"

"bend over"
"bend what? over"