We're all slaves of life.

guymontagburning:

She’s really proud of herself. She rolled this out and then sat on it, admiring it, for a really long time.

pzzaplease:

juodaanviinaa:

fuzzypigs:

claybabay:

NEED MONEY FOR COLLEGE

NEED COLLEGE FOR JOB

NEED JOB FOR MONEY

WAHT

WHO THE FUCK DESIGNED THIS SYSTEM

NEED EXPERIENCE FOR JOB

NEED JOB TO GET EXPERIENCE

NEED CAR FOR JOB

NEED JOB FOR CAR

90% of my anxiety in a text post

rikutacos:

mewiet:

retrogradeworks:

I love to see children who are so delicate and gentle with animals.  It warms my heart amidst a sea of brats pulling cats’ tails and getting whacked.

Also JESUS THAT’S A SNUGGLY CHICKEN.

I love how she reaches up on her tippy toes to snuggle into his shoulder.

the last time i saw a chicken it bit my thumb.

smaugchiefestofcalamities:

vineofficial:

This is fucked upThis fucked me up

what the…how the fuck? what the fuck?

smaugchiefestofcalamities:

vineofficial:

This is fucked up
This fucked me up

what the…how the fuck? what the fuck?

killmecauseimdying:

realmonstrosities:

A Potoo using the appearance of its face as a threat.

Sometimes I do that too

killmecauseimdying:

realmonstrosities:

A Potoo using the appearance of its face as a threat.

Sometimes I do that too

realmonstrosities:

A Potoo using the appearance of its face as a threat.

Sometimes I do that too

realmonstrosities:

A Potoo using the appearance of its face as a threat.

Sometimes I do that too

guy:

why can’t my parents be as comforting as patrick

guy:

why can’t my parents be as comforting as patrick